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Baby Plank

For those of you who know what planking is, the following image will create great amounts of external laughter and much merriment. For those of you who don’t then probably move on before you get sucked into a void of internet nonsensry and start looking at pages like this, or this, or find out what it is here.

Thank you small baby child for making my day 🙂

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I Hate Sandcastles

Ha!

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Love it.

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Talking Pig

Totally cozaar 50 mg copied this from Kidology

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The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade… True story: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the First pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, “…And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'” The teacher paused then asked the class, “And what do you think that man said?” One little boy raised his hand and said, “I think he said… ‘Holy Crap, a talking pig!'” The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

From the Humour section.

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Joke #15

“If there are any idiots in the room, cheap motilium will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one lad rose to his feet.

“Now then sonny, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer.

“Well, actually I don’t,” said the lad, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”

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Internet Wisdom

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

Operator! Trace this call and tell me where I am.

Save the whales! Collect the whole set!

Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?

I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live
above me are furious.

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say.

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

If the ##2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still ##2?

I doubt, therefore I might be.

Caution: I drive like you do

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Quantum Mechanics- The dreams stuff is made of.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, ‘I’m home
now. But leave a message and I’ll call when I’m out.’

It said ‘Insert disk 3…’ but only 2 fit.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.

One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

I know Karate! …and several other japanese words.

Mental backup in progress – Do Not alli copare prices Disturb!

Corduroy pillows- They’re making headlines!

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Joke #6

Did you hear about the Texas Teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn’t want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said, “Teacher, they’re on the wrong feet.” She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn’t any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on – this time on the right feet.

He then announced, “These aren’t my boots.” She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, “Why didn’t you say so?” like she wanted to. And, once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner they got the boots off and he said, “They’re my brother’s boots. My Mom made me wear ’em.”

Now she didn’t know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked, “Now, where are your mittens?” He said, “I stuffed ’em in the toes of my boots.”

Her trial starts next month.

(Thanks to Phil Baker for this).

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Joke #4

A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding cake with 1 John 4:18 which reads There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear.

The bakery evidently lost, smudged or otherwise misread the noted reference, and beautifully inscribed on the cake John 4:18 … for you have had five husbands, and the man you have now is not your husband.