Escaping from Church

I’m sure you have had kids in your Church who don’t really enjoy themselves from time to time, well it probably didn’t get this bad.

TurboDally posted this news report over the weekend about a seven year who hated church so much, he did just that, stealing his dad’s Dodge. Police were called when a witness saw the kid driving through a stop sign.


Conversations in Kids Ministry

At this years Kidshaper conference myself and my partner in crime Funny Man Dan created a special moment to parody the conversations that might happen in the life of ministers to children.

It was a blast creating this moment with Dan and took a little time to rehearse, but it was totally worth it to bring something special to every single person serving the kids of their Church!

Thanks to Andy Kirk at Kids R Us who put this up on their YouTube account you can enjoy the fruits of our labour! I hope it blesses you, I think you will be surprised at the end 🙂




What, say what?

I love Christian graphic design… just make sure that it all works together… or you might send the wrong message 🙂

I just found this while idly browsing through some Church sites… I don’t know anything about the conference, but what I do know is that they need a little work on their logo 🙂


Dear America

I know I’m light on the whole ‘meaningful content‘ about ministry and life and leadership ‘thing’.

But this did tickle my linguistic funny bone – because saying ‘I could care less…’ has bugged me for a while now 🙂

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See you soon with some real content – hopefully!


Why Isn’t God Giving Cash Prizes?

After the phenomenal awesomeness of Anybody can be cool… I present a series of truly great book titles by Lorraine Peterson.

Starting with ‘Why isn’t God giving Cash Prizes?’

I’m not sure, but at least we all get an upright piano to sit on and the ability to look at the same spot on our jeans as our friends.

This is all great and stuff but ‘If You Really Trust Me, Why Can’t I Stay Out Later?’

Well with haircuts like that you might be mistaken for members of Wham, or backup singers for Bobbie Brown. That is a sweet V neck sweater though!

Onwards and hopefully upwards as hear from people who have been ‘Dying of Embarrassment & (Are) Living to Tell About it’

I’m pretty sure that blue shirt Mullet guy has discount prozac online a lot to be embarrassed about, but NOT that smouldering and cheeky grin. If he doesn’t find work as an extra on Saved By The Bell reunion shows, them I’m the guy in the rip off ADIDAS shirt.

I’m still feeling lucid and bright eyed, so we push onto more theological fare.

If the Devil “Made” You Do It, You Blew It! (But It Doesn’t Need To Happen Again).

Now as you can imagine I have major issues with this book… I don’t see that there is anything wrong with touch! Especially if that is restricted to either the hand or the forearm! I can understand anything higher than that is right in the ‘Devil’s Territory’ but for goodness sake, this multi-cultural slushy gang obviously spends hours watching The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air together, why wouldn’t you bond over that!

So, there I have it.

I know the burning question you are asking, where can I buy these magnificent tomes and frame them on wall above my autographed ‘Friends‘ Poster?

Probably your parents bookshelf… seriously… check there first!


Anybody can be cool…

But Awesome Takes Practice.

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A little speechless about how truly awesome this book title is!



Here’s what I wrote on twitter on 12:39 crestor prescription medicine PM Sep 17th from Twitterrific

@funnymandan I challenge U to a #twitteroff. Category is ‘bad ministry name acronyms’: Super Passionate Eternal Warriors – SPEW #kidmin

What started as mere horseplay between friends turned into a cultural tour de force with hundreds, dozens, lots of, numbers of fellow twitters joining in to clash their language knowledge in a battle of wit and writing…ness.

Over the next two days many a bad Acronym was created, some merely awful, others… puerile nonsense.

Finishing at Australian Eastern Standard Time on the 19th of September in the year of our Lord two thousand and nine it is now my distinct and quite specialous honour to present to you the best of the bunch, the cream of the proverbial crop for your voting edification.

The winner will go on to recieve the glory that comes from such a win and a small basket of fruit which they will procure from their nearest Grocery establishment at their own expense.

May the Best Acronym Win! (MTBAW)


Talking Pig

Totally cozaar 50 mg copied this from Kidology

But this is just an example of the gold in the site which has been redesigned and added a heap of new features and exciting content! Check it out!

The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade… True story: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the First pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, “…And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'” The teacher paused then asked the class, “And what do you think that man said?” One little boy raised his hand and said, “I think he said… ‘Holy Crap, a talking pig!'” The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

From the Humour section.