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Hoof Hearted!
Maybe its becuase I work with kids all the time… but this is the funniest video of all time!
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Hoof Hearted
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Joke #15
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one lad rose to his feet.
“Now then sonny, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer.
“Well, actually I don’t,” said the lad, “but I hate to see you standing up [...]
Women get what they want.
Proof… women DO get what they want.
Why Women Rule The World! - The best bloopers are a click away
Joke #14
Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything… tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math.
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.
After the first day, little Zachary came home [...]
Oh Elmo, how low thou art
A bad day for Muppetville and Sesame Street…
Elmo has hooked up with Barbie.
Barbie Loves T.M.X. Elmo Doll
From Amazon product description: It’s fun synergy! Always on top of what’s hot, Barbie knows everyone loves Elmo. Barbie also knows what Elmo is up to, but isn’t telling! Dressed in cool T.M.X. Elmo graphic print tee, Barbie is [...]
Whose child is this?
Ha!
Note pinned to child’s jacket. “The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of the family.â€
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