Been while (Sept 08) since I posted a joke, but here it is!

A patient says: “Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: “Could you please pass the butter.” But instead I said: “You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life”.”

Totally copied this from Kidology

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The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade… True story: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the First pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, ”…And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?’” The teacher paused then asked the class, “And what do you think that man said?” One little boy raised his hand and said, “I think he said… ‘Holy Crap, a talking pig!’” The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

From the Humour section.

The 2008 World Submarine Racing Championships

Once every now and then I find a joke worthy of immortalisation… here is the most recent.

I had a Japanese intern once; I asked him to get some supplies and he never came back. In the end I went to look for him and he jumped out waving his arms and shouted “SUPPLIES!”

Ha!

Funny of the day… been around for a while, but I missed it the first time…

Very sobering report

The dangers of undiagonsed mental illness in children’s role models…

COOKIE MONSTER SEARCHES DEEP WITHIN HIMSELF AND ASKS: IS ME REALLY MONSTER?

Okay, little joke for all South Pacific dwellers! (Aus, NZ etc.)

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Kiwi girl.

He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.

Isn’t it ironic, dontcha think…

The Astrological Magazine site here for the original image!!

Hi there, my name is Dancer David Wambam-foo-Who — if I lived in Whoville…

Just in time for Christmas – get your Whoville name…

Visit grinched.com, click “Enter site” at the bottom, and then drag the magnifying glass over to “City Hall” on the upper left hand side.

Go find out your name and then post in the comments below your Whoville name!

Via Best AFP Photos 2007

Talk about a David and Goliath Face off… this is the attitude I love to see in children! Bring it on to every challenge!