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But Awesome Takes Practice.

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A little speechless about how truly awesome this book title is!

I Hate Sandcastles

Ha!

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Love it.

Build a Church for your children.

We should be focussed on creating a Church that our Children will want to be a part of and lead.

We need to be creating a ministry where our ceiling will be their floor.

We want them to stand diflucan prescription online on our shoulders

The next senior/lead pastors of our Churches are most likely in your parenting rooms, or our early childhood ministries.

Which in my mind is the only reason to include chocolate in your weekend services. :)

Brave Dad

A brave Australian dad takes on a Huntsman spider!

Very funny.

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Four Impressions

Love the Arnold!

But the Morgan Freeman is just priceless!!

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#Twitteroff!

Here’s what I wrote on twitter on 12:39 crestor prescription medicine PM Sep 17th from Twitterrific

@funnymandan I challenge U to a #twitteroff. Category is ‘bad ministry name acronyms’: Super Passionate Eternal Warriors – SPEW #kidmin

What started as mere horseplay between friends turned into a cultural tour de force with hundreds, dozens, lots of, numbers of fellow twitters joining in to clash their language knowledge in a battle of wit and writing…ness.

Over the next two days many a bad Acronym was created, some merely awful, others… puerile nonsense.

Finishing at Australian Eastern Standard Time on the 19th of September in the year of our Lord two thousand and nine it is now my distinct and quite specialous honour to present to you the best of the bunch, the cream of the proverbial crop for your voting edification.

The winner will go on to recieve the glory that comes from such a win and a small basket of fruit which they will procure from their nearest Grocery establishment at their own expense.

May the Best Acronym Win! (MTBAW)


Talking Pig

Totally cozaar 50 mg copied this from Kidology

But this is just an example of the gold in the site which has been redesigned and added a heap of new features and exciting content! Check it out!

The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade… True story: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the First pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, ”…And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?’” The teacher paused then asked the class, “And what do you think that man said?” One little boy raised his hand and said, “I think he said… ‘Holy Crap, a talking pig!’” The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

From the Humour section.

Pimp my setup

Now that we have three main campuses we don’t get to see each others room setups. So last kids staff meeting we had a fun competition. But I will let Kathryn MacDaddy tell you the rest of the story:

We had a competition between our Hillsong Kids staff called “Pimp my Set up”… The idea was that we each take 5 photos of our age groups room set up and we present them to the team. We then choose 3 finalists and vote on the winner. And I WON!! Yeah Baby..I WON IT!!! My prize was a gift card for the movies, which I will enjoy every second of!!! clomid lowest price target=”_blank”>Read On

Contemporary Children’s Media

Great comic from Wondermark today…

It does contain clomid generic an element of truth in it.

Every generation tries to impose it’s own values on the next (negatively or positively).

Wondermark Comic

Someone Understands

I recommend the following cartoon only for those extremely well versed in the internets, but I have wondered for many years if anyone else experienced the below question…

Ha!

(for more… xkcd.com)

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Ha!

The 2008 World Submarine Racing Championships

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More Noble

Had to post this video of Perry Noble meeting Darlene Zschech for the first time claritin generic when he was here to speak at our Men’s Conference. Very funny!!

Perry at Hillsong Church from NewSpring Media on Vimeo.

Video Link here

Joke #16

Once every now and then I find a joke worthy of immortalisation… here is the most recent.

I cipro mg had a Japanese intern once; I asked him to get some supplies and he never came back. In the end I went to look for him and he jumped out waving his arms and shouted “SUPPLIES!”

Ha!

Just before I leave.

On holiday for a week with the family – but before I go, here is some muppet youtube awesomeness!

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Sports Worship?

Funny of the day… been around for a while, but I missed it the first time…

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Say Wha?

Umm… that’s not what he said.

Numb? [Youtube]

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