For those of you who know what planking is, the following image will create great amounts of external laughter and much merriment. For those of you who don’t then probably move on before you get sucked into a void of internet nonsensry and start looking at pages like this, or this, or find out what it is here.
Thank you small baby child for making my day 
Hat Tip to JC on this one.
In all my YouTube years this one has to be the one that left my jaw open the longest!
It gets worse/better (depending on your general feeling about bad videos) as it goes on.
So from the ridiculous to the sublime…ish
Here’s something a little more palatable/incredible! That’s confidence right there:
When will the Z become ironic?
In 1987 a revolution happened. The Church of the Nazarene in Wynona, South Dakota changed the name of its children’s ministry to “Nazarene Xtreme Kidz” (perhaps alluding to the “Z” in Nazarene), they were following the lead of multiple youth ministries since the early 80′s to use the “Z” in place of an “S”. This seemingly insignificant event sparked a worldwide naming phenomenon with thousands of churches jumping on the great ‘Z’ bandwagon.
South African preschool’s, English after school programs, Australian sunday schools were proudly displaying their relevance to the world. And it continues to this day with “Z” prominently displayed on many a logo and clipart noticeboard around the world.
But I am still waiting.
You see most everything from the 70′s 80′s and 90′s has come back again as a cultural force. Flares, Midriff tank tops, Hula Hoops, Yo-Yo’s, George Bush, Rubix Cubes — even Michael Jackson was experiencing a resurgence towards the end of his life.
We take cultural influences from our past, and in bouts of nostalgia… reinvent them. Look for Hannah Montana in 2032 to make a comeback, mark my words.
But in order for something to return, even ironically (like a 30 year old hipster wearing a Knight Rider tee-shirt), it needs to go away.
And that’s the problem… Z never went away. It hung around like an Uncle who lost his job and is living in your basement.
So I wait. Wait for a death so I can experience a resurrection. For until I can name a children’s ministry – “Miraclez Sunshinez Kidz Ministriez” — and everyone gets the joke, I shall have no part of it.
P.S. Yes, much of this post is parody.
P.P.S. Please don’t make me specify which part.
P.P.S. The “Z” sensation was only eclipsed in significance and impact by the inclusion of the famous Comic Sans font in the release of Windows ’95, igniting a firestorm of imagination and whimsy in paper signs on the doors of preschools the world over.
I honour of the beginning of another year of our awesome Bible College I present a few helpful pick up lines… only for use in second year
“We have to go to a restaurant now! Because I have been praying and fasting for you all my life!”
“There you are, I have finally found my rib!”
“I tithed today… want to help me spend my 90%”
“Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.”
“Your name must be Grace, because you are amazing”
“I noticed you crying during altar call, can I help?”
“I’m an Arminian unless of course you believe we are destined to be together.”
“I see that hand… holding mine.”
“Man it’s hard getting up for quiet time at 5 every morning, do you think you could give me a ring everyday just to help my time with the Lord.”
**results not guaranteed.
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I just found out that VBS stands for Vacation Bible School. I am currenty throwing up my lunch. #kidmin
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Unfortunately I had to be the one to break it to my esteemed colleague Funny Man Dan… he had no idea.
I think if I sat down with a group of people committed to thinking up the worst possible name for an event during summer holidays… well… I know for a fact it would include the word school!
Sorry Dan.
After the phenomenal awesomeness of Anybody can be cool… I present a series of truly great book titles by Lorraine Peterson.
Starting with ‘Why isn’t God giving Cash Prizes?’
I’m not sure, but at least we all get an upright piano to sit on and the ability to look at the same spot on our jeans as our friends.
This is all great and stuff but ‘If You Really Trust Me, Why Can’t I Stay Out Later?’
Well with haircuts like that you might be mistaken for members of Wham, or backup singers for Bobbie Brown. That is a sweet V neck sweater though!
Onwards and hopefully upwards as hear from people who have been ‘Dying of Embarrassment & (Are) Living to Tell About it’
I’m pretty sure that blue shirt Mullet guy has discount prozac online a lot to be embarrassed about, but NOT that smouldering and cheeky grin. If he doesn’t find work as an extra on Saved By The Bell reunion shows, them I’m the guy in the rip off ADIDAS shirt.
I’m still feeling lucid and bright eyed, so we push onto more theological fare.
If the Devil “Made” You Do It, You Blew It! (But It Doesn’t Need To Happen Again).
Now as you can imagine I have major issues with this book… I don’t see that there is anything wrong with touch! Especially if that is restricted to either the hand or the forearm! I can understand anything higher than that is right in the ‘Devil’s Territory’ but for goodness sake, this multi-cultural slushy gang obviously spends hours watching The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air together, why wouldn’t you bond over that!
So, there I have it.
I know the burning question you are asking, where can I buy these magnificent tomes and frame them on wall above my autographed ‘Friends‘ Poster?
Probably your parents bookshelf… seriously… check there first!
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