Why Isn’t God Giving Cash Prizes?
After the phenomenal awesomeness of Anybody can be cool… I present a series of truly great book titles by Lorraine Peterson.
Starting with ‘Why isn’t God giving Cash Prizes?’

I’m not sure, but at least we all get an upright piano to sit on and the ability to look at the same spot on our jeans as our friends.
This is all great and stuff but ‘If You Really Trust Me, Why Can’t I Stay Out Later?’

Well with haircuts like that you might be mistaken for members of Wham, or backup singers for Bobbie Brown. That is a sweet V neck sweater though!
Onwards and hopefully upwards as hear from people who have been ‘Dying of Embarrassment & (Are) Living to Tell About it’

I’m pretty sure that blue shirt Mullet guy has discount prozac online a lot to be embarrassed about, but NOT that smouldering and cheeky grin. If he doesn’t find work as an extra on Saved By The Bell reunion shows, them I’m the guy in the rip off ADIDAS shirt.
I’m still feeling lucid and bright eyed, so we push onto more theological fare.
If the Devil “Made” You Do It, You Blew It! (But It Doesn’t Need To Happen Again).

Now as you can imagine I have major issues with this book… I don’t see that there is anything wrong with touch! Especially if that is restricted to either the hand or the forearm! I can understand anything higher than that is right in the ‘Devil’s Territory’ but for goodness sake, this multi-cultural slushy gang obviously spends hours watching The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air together, why wouldn’t you bond over that!
So, there I have it.
I know the burning question you are asking, where can I buy these magnificent tomes and frame them on wall above my autographed ‘Friends‘ Poster?
Probably your parents bookshelf… seriously… check there first!
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