Anyways – I loved into my new flat and one night after kid’s youth I got home and found this huge gigantic rain spider on my roof (that scientists claim are totally harmless – but I’m not taking any chances). So I think – cool – let’s be nice and try brush this monster of a spider the side of my hand outside… So as I start trying to get it to move outside – it starts attacking me by coming down on its web and I franticly start swinging my broom to protect myself from this aggressive rain spider. On my third swing the head of the broom flew off – missing the colossal of beast – and smashed through my lounge window – at 1am in the morning!

Needless to say – I was not a happy chappy as this spider survived and looked on as I cleaned up all the glass….