Dave Barry = funny.
Stole this quote from somewhere… just can’t quite remember.
“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” - Dave Barry, comedian (1947-)
You got that right Dave Barry is a genius.
I read a list one time of things never to do they were so stinking funny the only one I remember is …never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.