Joke #15

“If there are any idiots in the room, cheap motilium will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one lad rose to his feet.

“Now then sonny, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer.

“Well, actually I don’t,” said the lad, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”