Oh Elmo, how low thou art

A bad day for Muppetville and Sesame Street…

Elmo has hooked up with Barbie.

Barbie Loves T.M.X. Elmo Doll

From Amazon product description: It’s fun synergy! Always on top of what’s hot, Barbie knows everyone loves Elmo. Barbie also knows what Elmo is up to, but isn’t telling! Dressed in cool T.M.X. Elmo graphic print tee, Barbie is the queen of the style scene and together, Barbie and Elmo are the talk of the town! Includes Barbie doll and a mini plush Elmo.

I never thought I would say it, but I guess the midlife crisis hits everyone (even though Elmo is only 3 1/2 years old he technically over twenty which is a long actonel 75 mg time in monster years), and Elmo has the aging rocker syndrome, whereby you date someone a quarter your age and get a tattoo (I cannot confirm the tattoo part).

Elmo, I can only pray that you sign a pre-nup before taking this relationship any further!

A sad day indeed