Pastor’s Jokes
Well like anyone who has been a part of church for a long time I have come to the realisation that Pastor’s jokes are generally really bad! 
Well, now that i’m a Children’s Pastor I thought it was about time for me to give making bad jokes a go so here are a few…
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
“I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
3. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
“Does this taste funny to you?”
4. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were
nothing to look at either.
5. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but
I couldn’t find any.
And finally my recent favourite…
6. A man from New Zealand was recently interviewed after breaking his back from jumping off a cliff holding a chicken by the legs. When asked why he was doing such an outrageous thing he replied “Well i’ve always wanted to go HENGLIDING!”
Well there you have it. My jokes are just as bad as the next Pastor but I know that many of you will cut and paste these on emails to your friends.
Nice one mate…
Jokes are quite good actually - except no. 6.
Why New Zealand?
Dave.