You have to be a New Zealander
Okay… I just had to post this up… Now this will make absolutely
no sense if you are not a New Zealander, or a Australian… proabably… now
you may know a kiwi… and understand.
This is written, I believe from an Aussie point of view.
FOR BIST EFICT RID THESE OUT ALOUD
Milburn - capital of Victoria
Peck - to fill a suitcase
Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
Pigs - for hanging out washing with
Pug - large animal with curly tail
Nin tin dough - computer game
Munner stroney - soup
Min - male of the species
Mess kara - eye makeup
McKennock - person who fixes cars
Mere - Mayor
Leather - foam produced from soap
Lift - departed
Kirri Pecker - famous Australian business tycoon
Little crusps - potato chips
Ken’s - Cairns
Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
Inner me - enemy
Guess - Vapour
Fush - marine creatures
Fitter cheney - type of pasta
Ever cardeau - avocado
Fear hair - blonde
Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
Duffy cult - not easy
amejen - visualise
Day old chucks - very young poultry
Bug hut - popular recording
Bun button - been bitten by an insect
Beard - a place to sleep
Chully Bun - Esky
Sucks Peck - half dozen beers
Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
Beers - large savage animals found in U.S forests
One Doze - well known computer program
Brudge - structure spanding a stream
Sex - one less than seven
Tin - one more than nine
Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
Earplane - large flying machine
Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the airport
Sivven four sivven - large boeing flying machine
Cuds - children Pits - domestic animals
Cuttin - baby cat
Fush and chupps - fish and chips
