You have to be a New Zealander

Okay… I just had to post this up… Now this will make absolutely no sense if you are not a New Zealander, or a Australian… proabably… nowyou may know a kiwi… and understand.

This is written, I believe from an Aussie point of view.

FOR BIST EFICT RID THESE OUT ALOUD

Milburn – capital of Victoria
Peck – to fill a suitcase
Pissed aside – chemical which kills insects
Pigs – for hanging out washing with
Pug – large animal with curly tail
Nin tin dough – computer game
Munner stroney – soup
Min – male of the species
Mess kara – eye makeup
McKennock – person who fixes cars
Mere – Mayor
Leather – foam produced from soap
Lift – departed
Kirri Pecker – famous Australian business tycoon
Little crusps – potato chips
Ken’s – Cairns
Jumbo – pet name for someone called Jim
Jungle Bills – Christmas carol
Inner me – enemy
Guess – Vapour
Fush – marine creatures
Fitter cheney – type of pasta
Ever cardeau – avocado
Fear hair – blonde
Ear – mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks – exercise at the gym
Duffy cult – not easy
amejen – visualise
Day old chucks – very young poultry
Bug hut – popular recording
Bun button – been bitten by an insect
Beard – a place to sleep
Chully Bun – Esky
Sucks Peck – half dozen beers
Ear New Zulland – an extinct airline
Beers – large savage animals found in U.S forests
One Doze – well known computer program
Brudge – structure spanding a stream
Sex – one less than seven
Tin – one more than nine
Iggs Ecktly – Precisely
Earplane – large flying machine
Beggage Chucken – place to leave your suitcase at the airport
Sivven four sivven – large boeing flying machine
Cuds – children Pits – domestic animals
Cuttin – baby cat
Fush and chupps – fish and chips